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Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

Job description - Parent

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POSITION :

Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop

JOB DESCRIPTION :

  • Long term, team players needed, for challenging, permanent work in an often chaotic environment.
  • Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
  • Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities!
  • Travel expenses not reimbursed.
  • Extensive courier duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES :

  • The rest of your life.
  • Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5.
  • Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.
  • Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
  • Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers.
  • Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects.
  • Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.
  • Must be a willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next.
  • Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices.
  • Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
  • Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product.
  • Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :

None.
Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills,
so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :

None required unfortunately.
On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

WAGES AND COMPENSATION :

Get this! You pay them!
Offering frequent raises and bonuses.
A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent.
When you die, you give them whatever is left.
The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more..

BENEFITS :

While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered;
this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love, and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.

THERE IS NO RETIREMENT — EVER!!!

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

MOTHER means

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The strong lady in the…
FAMILY
It stands for= (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER, (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU!

I come across the meaning behind the word of MOTHER…

M - Many (She gave us many many)
O - Old (She worried of us and hence she has grow lots of white hairs)
T - Tears (because of us she tears)
H - Heart (She has a kind and warm heart)
E - Eyes (When she look at us, the sight is always full of LOVE)
R - Right (Never tell lies and teach us the right things to do)

Just a simple sharing here. Wishes all mummy and mummy-to-be, HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

Don’t get cheated when you eat at Gohtong Jaya

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I have been getting few times people saying how expensive they dine in Gohtong Jaya, a small town half way when going up to Genting Highland. Well, I didn’t get a chance to experience it myself yet. But, now after reading it, I’m rather not wanted to eat there anymore even if I want to next time. 

Yeah, understand that it is all expensive all the way up there. But, restaurant operator take the chance to open their big shark mouth and charge blindly. Unreasonable charges is getting terrible now. So, for those who want to eat there next time, better ask the price first for the sake you not get conned. Or, rather eat there, fill your tummy before back from Genting.

Here is another write up by a frustrated eater.

Last week, I brought my guests to Genting Highlands. After a day ‘above the clouds’, we decided to have dinner at the Gohtong Jaya area on the way down.

We ordered some dishes and decided to have a steamed fish as well.  So the captain recommended ’sultan fish’. The steamed fish came.  HALF, and plain steamed.  Good & fine.

But when the bill came, it came to over $500!!  We were shocked !!  We were told the fish was 1.4kg ( & please bear in mind, its ONLY HALF A FISH ) at RM 320 per kg!  RM 420!!  This was daylight robbery.  We were not informed by the Captain that a kg of the Sultan fish would cost us RM 320 and there was also no signs of such pricings anywhere in the restaurant.  

When we checked with the cashier, she told us, its correct !!

Of cos, it was our mistake for not asking the price first.

Anyway, on the way back to KL, we stopped at Unique Seafood,PJ, where one can choose a live fish.  The most expensive Soon Hock swimming in the tank is RM135 per kilo.  Asked them about the Sultan fish, it is going for RM100 a kilo.  

Will be sending this letter to the newspapers, Tourism board, etc etc….

CHEATED….

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

Birthday + Wedding Anniversary

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Since no regular update, is this blog going to give up? Yeah, I feel like going to let down the readers who still back regularly. Don’t worry it won’t be happen. Towards the year end till today, I do nothing here, but I have think many non-sense stuff and also times spend more in blogspot.

Today is hubby 29th birthday and our 3rd wedding anniversary day. 3rd March is a remarkable day for us. For the past 3 years, we have been through a lot, taking up resposibilities, struggle a lot and sometime I feel we still stuck in somewhere. I believe this is what every marriage life got to learn down the road, to be more tolerant, giving in trust and build a family with love.

There are times we don’t know whats going on but we just carry on, just because of this family. Many things I want to say, but I don’t know how to say. Many times I just forget about it, take it easy or just cry it out. Well, sometimes I just think too much…

Terry, our son - is the person to keep and hold the family alive. Although he still small, doesn’t know what worries, sadness, problems can happen in between, but always he is the reason we tied up as a family. There are many years to come to share the joy in the marriage and family, I hope we can put up more communications, love, care, responsible and trust in the family and our relationship too.

We don’t have particular celebration going on, I didn’t buy anything too for hubby (although I have think of something, but doesn’t work out). Just want to wish him “Happy Birthday” and stay healthy . We have spend a good Sunday as family day, but both of us are a bit sick. Hubby took us to Sushi King. It is nice evening, although just simple one. It is so long, we didn’t dine out and go shopping.


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Saturday, November 10th, 2007

It is up again ~~

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Beng Han told me that our server name need to change, so I have did 1 day ago. But strange that Shereen and others who host under BH’s server can access but not mine. So immediately, I emailed BH and waiting for his reply on the suspended domain. Meanwhile I keep on trying, but still getting the blank.

May be my email in his spam, so I call him this morning and check with him. He just told me that keep on pressing F5 to refresh, and there I saw blog display. Just that easy, may be my computer registry or cookies still using the old server name.

OK, now finally up. There are lots of posts tags to put up here. Sorry for the late.

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

Blog will down for migration

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Just a short note for everyone. My webhost will do a server migration for better bandwidth, space and hosting performance. Schedule task to be perform on 1-4 November 2007. You may not see my blog between these date. Don’t worry, everything will back to normal on 5th November.

Have a great weekend :)

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

Dancing with God

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I received these beautiful message from Esther and I’m very much being touch and live up from my past depressing mood after reading it. Here I would like to share it with you too.

When I meditated on the word Guidance,
I kept seeing “dance” at the end of the word.
I remember reading that doing God’s will is a lot like dancing.
When two people try to lead, nothing feels right.
The movement doesn’t flow with the music,
and everything is quite uncomfortable and jerky.
When one person realizes that, and lets the other lead,
both bodies begin to flow with the music.
One gives gentle cues, perhaps with a nudge to the back
or by pressing Lightly in one direction or another.
It’s as if two become one body, moving beautifully.
The dance takes surrender, willingness,
and attentiveness from one person
and gentle guidance and skill from the other.

My eyes drew back to the word Guidance.
When I saw “G: I thought of God, followed by “u” and “i”.
“God, “u” and “i” dance.”
God, you, and I dance.
As I lowered my head, I became willing to trust
that I would get guidance about my life.
Once again, I became willing to let God lead.
My prayer for you today is that God’s blessings
and mercies be upon you on this day and everyday.
May you abide in God as God
abides in you.
Dance together with God, trusting God to lead
and to guide you through each season of your life.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

Get hold on the sad emo

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The down and sad emo have last in me for 2 weeks plus now. I don’t know why suddenly I become like that and I don’t know how to put in words to express it out here. The unhappiness definitely is not came from motherhood, many things here and there I just want to shout out, but many of time I has been turn down. All these things have makes me like so long I didn’t get any satisfaction and not to say I have been pampered with words. No one will take my words and I just go about with a hook on my nose.

Why like that? I don’t know. Many of time, I feel I’m very lonely inside and no one care to ask me and overcome with me. Whenever I need help I just feel like I’m so useless which I can’t handle it myself and always need my parents to help me. Can you imagine 2 persons staying in a house is like stranger and every conversation will almost break out in quarrel. There can be no conversation for many days and happy laugh at this home. I don’t know how long I can get hold the patient in me to get things turn out in a better way. We just couldn’t have a good communication and heart-to-heart talk. It is truly an art in every relationship. 2 persons world can’t even blend into one, is just like we are living alone in the same roof. I don’t know what else I can do, all these while I just cry and cry and cry to release my tension and frustration. I seldom pen down my sad feeling in blog as I don’t want the unhappiness moment being recorded and flash back in future reading.

As the month of many wedding bells ringing, I got a very very bad news from my very very close buddy. She got divorced since early of this year. Almost half a year we didn’t contact each other and the moment I got to know this on the phone, immediately I burst out in tears. My dissatisfactions plus the sad news, thats make me so down in my heart till today. They are a very very good couple used to hold me up in my relationship in the past can end up like this. I just couldn’t accept what she is trying to tell me and I started to imagine her situation almost like how it can happen to me one day if the art fails. She is so tough to overcome the situation, as she said the strength to let go is stronger than the strength to stay behind. She is a lone ranger now concentrate on her career and leaving back a daughter. I just feel so sad for her, she can’t get to see her daughter and cry when she sees her photo and miss her.

I just need more quiet time in me now.

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